>You are Anon
>You're sitting on your smelly neet horse friend's bed talking to her and watching her browse the internet
>Her room always smells like piss
>"... so yeah this retard keeps sperging about someone that doesn't exist"
>As you watch her talk she leans forward a bit and starts pissing a backwards arc over her entire body and chair
"The fuck are you doing"
>She stops and the piss drops, splattering a bit on her face as she just stares at you with a confused look on her face
>"Uh... what"
"Why and how are you pissing back onto your floor?"
>"Cause I had to? And peeing in the same spot is boring Oh and I've been doing this so long I can pretty much piss to any direction from this position"
"Shouldn't you use a toilet?"
>"How's that better?"
"It's disgusting! And how are you not embarrassed pissing like that in front of me?"
>"Room seems fine to me, and I'm supposed to be embarrassed? Huh, never cared about it, I just let loose whenever I need to. Anywhere but the computer is fine"
>You're now starting to feel the urge to pee, you haven't gone in about ten hours
>"I see you crossing you're legs, come sit on the chair with me"
>It's a super tight fit on the chair, the armrest is digging into your side
>"Whenever you need to go just let go"
>You're shuddering as you create your own arc as your stiffy points up, it goes over the right armrest of the chair
>You continue shuddering from the relief, embarrassment, and arousal, before you feel hooves clamp on your dick hard
>"Wait! Hold your pee in! There's something I always wanted to try"
>You manage to get a grip and hold it in
"What is it, and stopping my piss like that feels super weird"
>She turns the chair around away from the computer, towards the wall with the bed
>"I want to see which one of us can pee the furthest Loser gets punched in the balls or cunt"
>The wall with the bed on it is about 9 feet away
"I don't like those terms"
>"Fine, five dollars also"
"Pee anywhere?"
>"Straight ahead"
"But the bed's there?"
>"And?"
>You just stare blankly, how the hell did you get roped into this
>Ready, set, GO!
>Floorb sounds like a pressure washer and you're almost sure she accidently farted when she started
>You're stream is only about two thirds as long as hers
>She's giggling while going 7 feet reaching about halfway onto the bed
>You think that a smaller hole will allow you to pee farther, so you stretch your urethra a bit, the stream is super thin but you're spraying across the wall up to the roof while trying to control your stiffy
>Floorb tries the same but her hooves aren't as dextrous to stretch her urethra that's between her folds to the same degree
>"No fair monkeyhands"
"All's fair in a pissing contest"
>"I would punch you in the balls for that but it looks like you already outranged me"
>Floorb abruptly stops her stream while you're having trouble trying to strangle your cock to stop yours, with how bad you need to piss
"I'm not even sure how I still have piss in me, and that ball punch would probably empty me"
>"Yeah, here's the five bucks, and I'm ready for the punch"
>Floorb opens her legs again while still sitting beside you on the chair, as she gains a grin
"I'm not gonna punch your cunt"
>"Fine, so be it"
>She looks away for a split second before slightly turning her lower half and pressure washing your face with a precision blast of piss that lasts less than a second, then she jumps off the chair
"AHH FUCK! How are you able to stop and go that quick while also being that accurate with piss!"
>"Shooting small spurts into the air was always fun, especially trying to hit stuff in the room"
"Alright fuck this"
>You grab your dick and spray her, when her ass isn't facing you, direct hit to the face
>"Oh it's on"
>She spins on the spot and shoots a thick spurt from 6 feet away with a mare wink
>You're now in a piss fight with a neet only about five minutes after finding about about her gross pissing habits
>And you're loving it, running around the room while Floorb and you play water guns with your genitals
>You manage to get close to floor after powering through another face full of neet piss
>You pin her, ass up, bad idea, both of you get showered with her piss
>You manage to reverse the pin, putting her ass down
"Remember that punch"
>"You won't do it pussy"
>You drop your fist above her cunt on her bladder
>Her eyes roll back and she starts pissing, you drop beside her and start emptying your remaining bladder with her
>You finish after 13 seconds but Floorb pisses for almost a full minute and covers almost the entire carpet, while being pretty much unresponsive except for the occasional moan
>The entire room has piss on pretty much every single inch of it
>She's completely exhausted
>"Damn, I lost"
"Fuck I'm tired"
>"Good match, you wanna do it again sometime?"
"Sure"
>"Oh, and since you're tired, do you want to share the bed, and have a "sleepover""
"How much water have you been drinking, and how many jugs do you have?"
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